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Mougar or Manther

June 20, 2008

Today I thought I was crafty. During an office discussion I coined “Mougar“, a male cougar. When basking in my new found glory and wit, I was told Urban Dictionary already has a word for “male cougar”. When researching if this were the case or not I came to find that indeed, this is the case. I prefer Mougar, you may prefer Manther… either way – thank goodness someone coined a name…

1. manther:
A male cougar. Single, usually divorced, and at a minimum 10 years older than a cougar.
He did not care if the youth laughed at his ragtop corvette that even at this age he could not afford, for he was manther.
2. manther:
Noun. Origin: the male form of a “cougar”, man + panther= manther. An older man who frequents bars, lounges and clubs, never a genuine gentleman, ranging from ten to fifty years older than his victim. Usually carries an unusually fat wallet, wears too much cologne, and dresses younger than his age. May over-frequent the tanning beds and gym, have trendy/dyed facial hair such as a soul patch or goatee, may use the terms “baby”, “sugar tits”, or other female defamation when trying to pursue his prey. If balding, may never take off his ball cap in order to hide his aging hairline. Manthers always seem to evade the question of their age, previous or current marriages, children, and most things regarding their past (unless it has to do with their old frat/college football days). Manthers prey on their younger victims in order to gain popularity amongst their fellow mathers, as well as for a sexual high. Some manthers are extremely good looking, stylish and somewhat gentlemanly. Others are old, drunk dirt balls with a lot of money and a feeling of self-entitlement.
1. Damn Shelley, why do all the mathers have to whip out their wallets and expect me to go to bed with them? 2. Oooh! Look at that manther over there! Maybe I can get him to buy us some drinks; I need a sugar daddy.

3. manther:
Half Man, Half Panther.
Adam living in Toronto, Canada and working as an Investment Banking is half Man, half Panther. This is proven by studies completed on Adam by scientists at the University of Toronto. Adam is a wealthy, young, and handsome man with the brightest of futures with a very dark past. From Africa’s deepest recesses, to the rarest peaks of Tibet, heir to his father’s legacy, and the world’s darkest mysteries is Adam, master of the secrets that divide man from panther, panther from man, Manther.

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